3D UFO Cell Culture Dose-Response Simulator

A claimed "cellular damage" exposure from a UFO encounter is testable the same way any radiobiology claim is: fit it to the linear-quadratic dose-response model that predicts real cell-survival curves, then check whether the resulting damage rate clears the ordinary background mutation rate cells show anyway. This 3D scene renders that test as two live instanced cell-culture dishes — an irradiated dish where each cell independently survives or dies according to S(D) = e^(−αD−βD²), and an unexposed control dish dying only at the background rate — with a live survival tally on the dish itself and a full-sample two-proportion z-test run alongside it. Adjust dose, radiosensitivity, background rate and sample size, then re-irradiate to see how much a small dish can mislead versus what the statistics on the full assay actually support.